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Side effects of reading this book may vary. Symptoms often include but are not limited to the following...
  • Deep expressions of love, especially physical love
  • Longing for fellowship
  • Shock, disgust, guilt, regret, remorse...whimsy
  • Pure joy & amazement of the world around you
  • You will be smarter for having read this book. Fact
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50 Word Short Stories …. Almost Poetry But Not Really …. 
It’s A Collectible Anthology Of Non-Fiction & Fictional Autobiographical Biographical Tellings, Stories, Jokes, Poems, One-liners, Short Stories, Definitions, Urban Dictionary Definitions, How To, Manual Descriptions, Violent War Stories, Horror Stories, Marriage Stories, Divorce Stories, Kids Stories But Not Stories For Kids, Parenting Stories, Death Stories, Struggling Through Loss Of Loved Ones, Personal Illness And Loss Of Income … And Of Course Love Stories That Involve Romance And Graphic Scenes Of Physical Love Making … And It’s Dedicate To You!

































































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